Playoffs..... Ouch.

Dearest Alexander,

I must say that I feel responsible. I picked the Caps as my playoff team mainly because of your tough Russian exterior and creamy center. Alas, I have not been able to watch either of your opening games. I've had to work and me being a Pacific girl and you being an Eastern dude, you play at 4pm my time! And honestly, it's the Rangers. I figured you had this one in the bag and I'd have to work on my work schedule for your second round games.

It's my fault. I haven't been there, supporting you with my non-jinxing eyes. Ugh.

Love,

The Scapegoat